TMS TIMES
                  Wednesday, March 21, 1998

                     Volume 2, Number 37

The TMS Inquirer

    According to Alison, both she and oudie are spies paid by the
faculty.  This is odd, because a good spy wouldn't give herself away
like that.  Either she isn't a spy, she's a bad one, or she's trying to
disarm our suspicions by stating it publicly.
     She also says Kate Kerman is a spy far the students.

LACK OF NEWS
     By I.M. Cydyng

     According to the latest reports, not much happened in the past
several days.  Of course, some things did happen, but the editors
didn't feel like writing about them.  One enraged reader called that
censorship.  Her exact statement can't be repeated.
     To fill the gap, the TMS Times is offering a wide selection of
comics today.

SELECTED BY JANET           DEDICATED TO MEGAN

 
SELECTED BY ADA
DEDICATED TO AMARA, JODIE, AND ALLISON
SELECTED BY ZIGGY
DEDICATED TO JEN

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